Yesterday, when I got back from shopping at Lidl for ingredients for my plum and pear pie, I got out of the car, grabbed some of my uniforms off the back seat and then went to the boot to get the shopping. Somewhere between grabbing the uniforms and going to the boot, my wedding ring vanished!
To ease your anxiety, here is a picture of the pie...
I looked around and then shook the uniforms and my ring fell out. It had slipped off my finger.
Later, when I was making the pastry for the pie, the ring kept trying to vanish into the pastry bowl.
It's probably trying to do it in this picture (my ring finger is hiding so you can't tell)
Actually, when I think about it, my ring hand is completely out of shot in this photo, but you get the idea.
This is all due to loss of fat from my once-chubby fingers! Who knew?