It's been a while since I checked with the internet to see which celebrities share my BMI. Not too many surprises here - Matt Damon (quite stocky), Vin Diesil (when muscly people let themselves go between films their BMIs shoot up), Denzel Washington (see Vin Diesil), George W Bush (there's a lot of fat in between those ears) and finally, Leonardo di Caprio and Richard Gere????
I'm sorry, Internet, are you completely sure about that?
Well, if only because it gives me the opportunity to perform (badly) a musical number sitting in front of my computer, I now present to you Mr Andrew Hunt, Mr Richard Gere, Ms Renee Zellweger and Ms Sock Puppet performing the Press Conference Rag.
Notice how the transition between myself and Richie are seamless...almost...