But no, politics does NOT hold the cure for snoring. Nor, it seems, does weight loss.
Whilst I am not as aggressive a snorer as I used to be (or so I am told) I can still snore like a good 'un.
How did you hurt your back, I hear you cry, your voice touched with concern?
I was doing an "I'm not at work this afternoon"-dance for the benefit of one of my colleagues who was at work that afternoon. So very little sympathy is required. This is not that dance, but I think it gives you a flavour of the quality of my dancing (not as impressive as my snoring)