But at university we were just middle of the road compared to a lot of our talented contemporaries. We were no longer top students. It was quite a blow to some egos. Mine in particular.
What she suggested sounded a bit like having a sergeant major shouting at us and telling us we were scum. No, not even scum. We were scum bags, just the things that were used to hold scum. Worse than that we were scum bags that had a hole in the bottom. So we were scum bags that weren't even any use at holding scum.
So it would be kind of like this...
Since I've been on my diet my head has been shrinking. I've not done one of these pictures for a while, because I wanted there to be an obvious difference. Unfortunately, it does appear that my head has reached its minimum size. In fact, between the third and fourth pictures I look a bit bigger - and I have lost a stone between those two images! So beware, the next time I do one of these animated pictures it may be a belly shot!