Remember last week when Jugglercise (tm) was all the rage? Me neither. And if you are one of those saddos who still thinks they can get fit by throwing bags of beans in the air. Well, all I can say is, "Get with the programme, daddio!"
This week all the cool kids are taking to the street with the latest exercise fad. Got a bike with only one wheel? That's not a bike, idiot! You got yourself a unicycle, my friend, and you are about to enter a new world of fitness and fun! It's funicycling (tm) which only works as a brand if you mispronounce either "fun" or "unicycling"
"Funicycling - the DVD" will hit the streets soon. But for now I will share this image which gives you an idea of how much fun funicycling can be! Look how much this idiot is smiling!
(Actual fitness outcomes may vary. Images of funicyclers may illustrate less than approximately 20ms of actual funicycling)