Yesterday I was told that my work uniform looked ridiculous. My trousers were too baggy. As it turns out was my tunic. All round rattling around inside the uniform. The overall impression is something like this...
(This is a picture of my old boss from 10 years ago wearing one of my uniforms from way back then - in fairness, Mr McArdle, is still a lot lot skinnier than me!)
So when I got to work this morning I rooted through the spare locker and found a pair of trousers which looked crazily small and a tunic which looked like it would be probably fit. I retired to the toilet cubicle to squeeze myself into a very tight pair of trousers.
Which as it turned out were not that tight. And they were medium. I am now a medium!
Which is ridiculous! But good.