There was a phase, a few years ago, when, if you went to the trade exhibition at a conference, somebody would have set up a Wii Fit as a competition in an attempt to tempt punters in. This would usually be the hula hooping game.
Yes, that's me! Giving it some hula!
Or rather this is me, in a photo I just found on Facebook from several years ago.
This is terrible! What face am I pulling? Could I possibly look more like a sad old man?
In my defence, I was pretty good at Wii hula-hooping. But not when I've been given some free booze by a drug company.
And in answer to my question, yes I could look more like a sad old man. I could look like a sad old man pulling a face and doing weird pelvic thrusts in public.