Why have none of these people got heads?
Big fat wobbly bellies and bums -yes?
Lovely little pinheads - not on your nelly.
Gorgeous chiselled cheeks and amazing teeth - nada.
Full lips and bristling moustaches - nope.
Full lips and sensuous eyes like limpid pools - not a sausage.
Something must be done to help these poor fat, headless people.