One of my excellent colleagues was telling me about a friend of hers who used to be thin, you know, proper thin, but is now fat, you know, proper fat.
There was, in the room, the whiff of schadenfreude about this conversation. After all, what fat person hasn't at some point wished fatness upon a thin person?
Come the fat zombie apocalypse, all it will take will be a bite from a fat zombie and everybody will become a fat zombie. A fat zombie with uncontrollable urges to eat human flesh, cakes, chocolate, cheese, chips, brains and ice cream. The fat zombie virus is spread by biting, mainly, but also when a fat zombie eats so much that their stomachs explode, showering all who are cowering nearby with fat zombie virus.
It is coming...
Sorry if you were eating your dinner.
But here they come...