We even stood outside a Porno-Show. Seriously, is 'sex' in Spanish really 'sexo'? Not even 'el sexo'?
. Once again, I had flown separately from everybody else and once again there flight left before mine did and so I was potentially left kicking my heels around Barcelona for a bit.
Are you back?
So, I know I've mentioned piles before...
My piles were also not at their best. They had been pummelled by the rich food and they were a little bit bleedy. What I am saying is that there was some unpleasantness around my bottom area.
I got up briefly from my pale fabric plushly upholstered chair to get something. I noticed as I did so that my bottom had left a mark on the beautiful plush upholstery. I sat down again rapidly. I remained seating until everybody was getting up and going for their taxi.
‘Well, it has been great spending time with you guys,’ I said. ‘I’ll see you in a few weeks.’
My normal inclination would have been to leap up and administer manly hugs all round. I had to time this well. As they were all approaching the door I leaped up and did the requisite bit of roister doister.
I saw somebody from the hotel heading in the direction of the chairs.
I grabbed my bag.
I ran for it.
Bye bye Barcelona.
I left my mark.