Yesterday I went to the toilet!
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Yesterday I went to the toilet. I undid my belt and dropped my trousers and sat down for number ones and number twos.
If you don't know what number ones and number twos are, I am euphemising and don't want to elaborate. However, even though a client once told me that their pet was having a problem with number threes, there is no such thing as a number three. Having said that, number twos and number threes would potentially be a better rhyme for the things represented. In the same way that torque and thrust rhyme with pork and wussed.
And yes, wussed is a word. Used in the sentence, 'He wussed out of just saying wees and poos.'
For clarity's sake this was our toilet in our bathroom. And that normally the procedure is: undo belt, undo button of fly, unzip fly, drop trousers, sit on toilet.
I was able to miss out two whole stages!
Because of my weight loss!
Life in the blooming fast lane!