Of course, I'm being flippant. This diagram was produced by a group called Shift-N (or something similar) for the government in order to help formulate strategies to deal with the obesity crisis affecting our glorious, but slightly out-of-breath and a bit sweaty, country. It is, if you can read it, an Obesity System Influence Diagram.
I have been studying it carefully because I'm fairly sure that it will help me to understand and address the issues which have caused me to gain weight. And once I understand it fully I will be able to share that knowledge with you, the people out there.
There is a problem.
The more I stare at it the more I start to see it not so much as a diagram to help with understanding obesity, but more as a picture of a fat man sky-diving out of a grey sky without a parachute.
And somehow, I feel that this isn't going to end well.