And what do you know, there are!
Which says I am the same BMI as Arnold Schwarzenegger. And another person. Who I will get back to…
…which, if I’m honest probably wasn’t aimed at me. I didn’t even understand most of the questions and none of them seemed to be aimed at fatties. And when it got to the end of the quiz, it didn’t tell me which celebrity I could be a body double for but had formed the impression that I have an hourglass body shape. Which was disappointing. For hourglasses.
At this website…
…there were no celebrities who had a BMI as much as mine so I had to wangle the figures downwards until it eventually came up with some wrestler I had never heard of at a BMI of 33.1. I just need to lose a stone and I’ll have the same BMI as Danny Devito.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito???
And that site said that my face matched to a degree of 85% the face of Madeleine Allbright and to a degree of 75% the faces of Anthony Hopkins, Cate Blanchett and Julie Andrews.
Isn’t technology astonishing?
So I must go back to the first website and confess that the most depressing person I can be compared to is…
I know that sounds pretty good, but what the website actually said was…
Elvis Presley (late career)