We're heading up to Lancashire this morning (it's oh six hundred hours, what does the 'oh' stand for? Oh my god it's early) because it is my mum and dad's golden wedding anniversary. So there will be food (I shall try some of column 'a' and all of column 'b') and possibly a glass of bubbly raised in celebration. But I will try to keep on track. Happy anniversary mum and dad. And thank you, Robin Williams, for making me laugh.