"Cheese," I've told people. "I just love cheese and I ate too much of it."
Which is, of course, nonsense. And the British Cheese Marketing Board have finally outbid the British Cheese Disrespecting Board so I can stop peddling that line of lies. Plain lies.
My weight loss is entirely due to an amazing new plant extract.
Yes, I know it's not an amazing new plant, it's Rosemary. But the extract from the plant is both amazing and new and has helped me to achieve just over 6 stone of weight loss.
And all with almost no side effects...
In particular it's rare, vanishingly rare, almost completely unheard of, only one in 4, fifty/fifty that you suffer from any or severe a*** leakage.
So I would very much recommend the purchase of PuUrWay-T (it's pronounced "Pure Weight", not "Poo Your Weight")
Or if you want to throw your money away on something that won't help you lose weight, why not sponsor me?