It is a source of some disappointment to me that I am still snoring, but then I'm still overweight so what do I expect?
And as I lay in bed this morning at 5.30am having woken myself up with a particularly squeaky snork, but probably not before I'd woken Denise, I was thinking about my weight loss goals and why I'm still at around 14 stone 7 pounds when I really could healthily do with losing another stone and a half.
Is it because I set myself the unambitious goal of no longer being obese when I should have set the goal of being a healthy weight? And once I got to the weight I said I would get to, did my lack of ambition just allow me to settle back on my ill-deserved laurels?
As an example of how unambitious I am and of how easily I give up, I was going to illustrate this blog post with an inspirational but amusing quote about goals. I was going to find it off the internet and essentially just steal somebody else's hard work (not that I think photoshopping a picture of a kitten and adding a caption is hard work) because creating one myself would involve more work than I was prepared to do. So I typed 'goals' into Google and a few results down the line I found this...
...and I thought, "That will do nicely!" Despite, as you will notice, not having anything to do with the topic in hand. But it is Calvin and Hobbes and is possibly a worse case of stealing than any photoshopped, kitten-based, captioned picture might have been. Because, obviously, the fabulous Bill Watterson used his talent and time (both very precious) to create it. And I'm so lazy that I can't even be bothered to check that that is his name - I'm sure it is something like that (also the Weebly app is so crap that I can't exit it without risking losing this blog post)
So I am scuppered by my inadequate goal setting and by my lack of ambition and by my laziness. And even within this post I have exhibited these tendencies again. When I suggested I ought to lose another stone and a half... that would still leave me in the overweight BMI group!
So, as I may have mentioned before - if my goal setting and ambition aren't up to the task I rely on you, my sponsors, to inspire me!
Do it, you lazy, lazy people!